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I was destined to be a golfer

Why I don't do greeting cards
Tom: This is lies. We are liars. Think about it. Why do people buy cards? It's not because they want to say how they feel. People buy cards because they can't say how they feel or are afraid to. And we provide the service that let's them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. Or at least let them speak for themselves. Right?
Fantasticks quote

“instead of reading textbooks they tried memorizing the moon.”

That show has some wonderful poetry

No shave November ends

No shave November ends

APRIL: Look, this is a stupid idea, but right at this exact second we have enough momentum to do something stupid before we realize how stupid it is.
ANDY: You are absolutely right. No thinking! Just stupid! 

Parks and Recreation | End of the World

i love when good TV shows (Parks and Rec) lead to great new music.

classic. so glad mad men put this in an episode. truly definitive of a great decade in musicals. the 1960s.

A buck leading his family

Witnessed a fatherly moment today when a a lone deer (a buck) stood on the edge of the road looked both ways saw me slow down and stood in the middle of the road as a doe gallopped across followed by 4 baby deer. Once the last one crossed the father (buck) took off and ran across and caught back up to the front of the pack. A truly neat example of fatherhood in nature.

Proud

Proud to sing the national anthem at a baseball game right beside a World War II veteran. Thank you Tom for your service and the experiences you have shared with me. Truly a man of America’s greatest generation.

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Tosh’s tweet

Finally a billionaire and a german catch a break. Contests Mavs.

Lol. Only Tosh can make me appreciate Dallas’s championship.

When the director yells cut I’ll be fine

we may only have tonight, but until that morning sun your mine, all mine.

Dean Bayless’s ham is money.